San Pedro
Catholic Church

Father Pat's Joke of the Day

Penance

A man went to a priest in the north of Ireland and confessed that he blew up six miles of British railraod. The priest said: 'For your penance, go out and do the stations.'

Posted on: January 15, 2007

Cheating

The teacher asked to meet with Johnny's parents. "I think your son cheated on a school test," the teacher told the parents. "What do you mean?" the parents asked. "Well," said the teacher, "I compared your son's completed test with the boy sitting beside him and I found that both had the first three answers right and the next two wrong." "That doesn't prove anything," said the parents.

"That's what I thought," said the teacher, "until I came to the sixth question." "What about the sixth question?" asked Johnny's parents. "Well," answered the teacher, "to the sixth question, the boy sitting beside your son had answered, 'I don't know'; and your son answered, 'neither do I.'"

Posted on: October 18, 2006

Did You Donate?

Father O'Malley answers the phone. "Hello, is this Father O'Malley?" "It is" he replied. "This is the IRS. Can you help us?" said the caller. Father O'Malley replied "Yes, I can." The caller asked "Do you know a Ted Houlihan?" "I do" replied the priest. The caller then asked "Is he a member of your congregation?" "He is" said Father O'Malley. The caller continued "Did he donate $10,000.00 to your building fund?" Father O'Malley replied emphatically "He will now!"

Posted on: October 9, 2006

Walls

What did one wall say to the other wall?

Meet you at the corner!

Posted on: March 21, 2006